“I was delighted to read about your interest in sharing the big screen with me. As you can imagine, I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall…again. My only condition is that there be Muppets involved, and that is non-negotiable.”
Hillary Clinton, addressing Jason Segel in a rejection letter, after the actor attempted to get her to guest star on How I Met Your Mother
“I got a letter in the mail that said, ‘I appreciate your request, but I must say I’m very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together. [Signed] Hillary Clinton.’”
Jason Segel, on his rejection letter from the Secretary of State after trying to get her to guest star on How I Met Your Mother, to Jimmy Fallon