“I don’t get what the big deal is. You say ‘I do’ … You drink a bit …”
Keira Knightley, on why she’s put off planning her wedding to James Righton, to Ellen DeGeneres
“Dax hadn’t read [them] by the time of the last party, and I was like, ‘Please, please, just hold this basket of bread and put this bandage on your arm for me. You just gotta be Peeta!’”
Kristen Bell, on convincing fiance Dax Shepard to help her throw a Hunger Games-themed party, to Vulture
“I’d be like, ‘Hey, Kiki’ — because that’s what friends call her — ‘Remember when Sparky the choreographer came and taught you how to do spirit fingers?’ And she’d be like, ‘Yes, Rebs.’ And I’d be like, ‘Kiki, remember when you said it’s not a democracy, it’s a cheerocracy?’ And she’d be like, ‘Yes, Rebs.’”
The Bring It On obsessed Rebel Wilson, on the perks of working with Kirsten Dunst for Bachelorette, to Jimmy Kimmel
“She’s reading a book, I’m emailing a friend. She puts the book down, looks at me and goes, ‘I can’t stand the way you type’ … If we’re at the point where my typing is annoying her, how long is it until [she says], ‘You blink like an a—hole!’”
Ray Romano, discussing how he unintentionally annoys his wife of 25 years, to David Letterman
“I liked his pants.”
Kristen Stewart, when asked to recall her first impression of Robert Pattinson, during a Twilight press conference at Comic-Con
“Ryan came by the set when we were doing those scenes and he liked it so much, he bought me a pole! I don’t know if that’s really a gift for me, though …”
Julianne Hough, on boyfriend Ryan Seacrest stopping by the Rock of Ages set for her strip club scenes, to Us
“I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.”
Kate Winslet, on finally being comfortable with comments about her weight, to Italian Vanity Fair
“I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games. I was kind of curious … so I called my agent. [He] was like, ‘No one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, ‘Thanks for the reassurance!’”
Robert Pattinson, explaining that he won’t be playing Finnick in Catching Fire, to USA Today
“This woman dressed as Little Bo Peep came up to me and said, ‘This guy just bought you a lap dance because it’s your birthday!’ And I didn’t really know how to respectfully say, ‘No thank you, madam, I’m fine.’… So I got a lap dance from a 60-year-old woman.”
Anna Kendrick, on the birthday gift her What to Expect When You’re Expecting costar Chace Crawford gave her, at a press conference for the film
“I was delighted to read about your interest in sharing the big screen with me. As you can imagine, I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall…again. My only condition is that there be Muppets involved, and that is non-negotiable.”
Hillary Clinton, addressing Jason Segel in a rejection letter, after the actor attempted to get her to guest star on How I Met Your Mother