“We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats sh-t and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling, yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible.”
Well, this doesn’t sound very heroic. Andrew Garfield reportedly “refused” to present with Batkid at the Oscars.
There was some definite tension at the Oscars between 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen and screenwriter John Ridley. If you missed the shade-throwing during the broadcast, all you need to do is watch this GIF…
On Jared Leto: "I’m not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it’s clear. It’s Jared Leto. I mean, he’s the prettiest. Boy is he pretty."
On pregnant Kerry Washington: ”Our next presenter could go home with a little man of her own — meaning she could give birth at any moment.”
On the nominees’ accomplishments: ”Between all the nominees here tonight, you’ve done over 1400 films, 1400 films, and you’ve gone to a total of six years of college.”