Posts Tagged "Oscars"

On Jared Leto: "I’m not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it’s clear. It’s Jared Leto. I mean, he’s the prettiest. Boy is he pretty."

On pregnant Kerry Washington: ”Our next presenter could go home with a little man of her own — meaning she could give birth at any moment.”

On the nominees’ accomplishments: ”Between all the nominees here tonight, you’ve done over 1400 films, 1400 films, and you’ve gone to a total of six years of college.”

And more of host Ellen DeGeneres’ best jokes at the Oscars!